2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
This has been annoying me all day because “genius” is spelled wrong.
Can you learn how to spell check before making things????
Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D
Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class
what a shitty nation.
what the flying fresh fuck in all of the seven fucking realms is this
this is the happiest thing i’ve ever seen
hey look it’s heaven
Conventional and organised.
Conservative and warm.
Calm but colorful.
Discreet and methodical.
Stable but daring.
Complacent and creative.
Sensitive and spiritual.
Ingenious but scattered.
Adventurous and influential.
Extravagant and communicative.
Original and quirky.
Enterprising and witty.
Predictable and prejudiced.
Philanthropic and conscientious.
Dedicated and sociable.
Aggressive and egotistical.
ISTJs are orderly, dependable, practical, and dutiful above all. They prefer working with facts and can be conservative in their loyalty to traditions. (x)